You can even ask Grok about me — he'll probably only mention the biggest I worked with, but in the last 10 years I've worked with dozens of NFT & Crypto projects.
I've been in Web3 since 2017. I was CEO of AngelsClan during the BNB memecoin era, before OpenSea was even a thing. I created the very first BabyDoge. I was CMO for Collect a Particle with Beeple, and the CTO of UBER — where we bought a Banksy for $1.29 million, sold the digital version on AVAX for $1,500 each × 10k, and still kept the physical piece in a non-profit. I was COO for SWAGGY, the celebrity dog. I helped Sutter Systems with CryptoBatz. And the list goes on.
I was also the guy who got Elon to change his PFP to a red-themed one with blue laser eyes around Trump's election — and started the Dark Maga movement in Web3. Tens of thousands followed with red laser-eye PFPs. DMAGA did an 800x in 24 hours… only to be exploited by its own core team.
Most recently I was hired as CMO of The Penimals— and once again exploited by its own core team. I'm tired of making other people money with my knowledge and labour. I'm tired of being left behind with the communities those bad actors wreck.
It's time to build something I can fully control — something that actually brings value to people. I believe this cycle will be about physical collectibles. Our bubble is still small; there isn't a real mainstream audience for AI-agent tokens and similar noise. We need to focus on what people already love — their NFTs — and give them the chance to own IRL pieces of those same assets. That's how Web2 sees how strong this culture is, and how we push toward mass adoption.
Words can't show how genuine I am about this — but time will prove it. I promise that 100% of any LP made by this project will be invested into making this factory possible. You will never see me buying stupid cars, watches, or holidays with this liquidity. I'm truly grateful to everyone who has supported me to this day, and to anyone who helps make this real. I promise you will never be exploited by me — and you will never catch me in a lie. I don't do lies. I see lying as a mental issue.
I'm tired of reaching out to VCs and investors, begging for a chance to make this possible. I'm tired of watching those same people blow LP into things that make no sense — or into projects owned by bad actors. Nevertheless, I'm not wasting any more time. I will do this with or without them. I will never pay for KOLs. I will never pay for manipulation or fake status. Everything you see from me is 100% organic, on-chain, and with good intentions.
Thank you a million times if you're supporting us and made it this far. If you're tired too — welcome home.
